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Imaginary Dopplr Design Conversation

I receive a weekly email from travel social networking site Dopplr telling me all about people’s trips. Sadly, these are people (spam bots?) I don’t know or really care about. How did that happen?? Here’s how I imagine it happened…

Dopplr-tard: “Let’s get rid of mutual friends.”

Social Media Fanboy: “Like Twitter?”

Dopplr-tard: “Twitter is so hot right now.”

Social Media Fanboy: “But my location should be private unless I share it with someone else!”

Dopplr-tard: “Well, how about the opposite? I choose to share trips with you! Then you can see anything I send you and we don’t need to be mutual friends.”

Social Media Fanboy: “Brilliant! But what if I don’t want to see someone’s trips?”

Dopplr-tard: “Then you can just ‘mute’ them.”

ON A ONE-BY-ONE BASIS.

Useless and a complete waste of any Cute Girl’s time. I’d quit the service except that their Facebook app is pretty and I have some major carbon guilt.

Update: Matt, I like Dopplr and you can do so much better than this. Please bring back mutual friends and friend requests.